Cintia Dicker: Friggin' Gaaawgeous

Having been a redhead as a child, I've always felt a kinship to my freckled sisters.  I've always idolized the red and famous; Katey Sagal (while on Married With Children), Ariel (Little Mermaid), "Ginger"/ Gerry Halliwell (Spice Girls), Gillian Anderson (The X-Files), Kate Winslet (in Titanic).   Although my quaff has evolved to a more auburn hue, and my freckles have faded, I still consider myself a redhead at heart (since the formative childhood years are painfully burnt into my memory and have irreversibly shaped my personality) .  Cintia Dicker is a sublime specimen, and a welcomed representative of the Ginger community.   Simply beautiful.

 *girl boner* Thoughts?

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Michael Ian Black Entertains Me To No End

Michael Ian Black brought much joy into the hearts of his Twitter followers today when he began tweeting every move of the Asian man sitting next to him on his cross country flight today. 

michaelianblack Michael Ian Black

Sleeping. #livetweetingsleepingasianguynexttomeonAAflight19fromJFKtoLAX

10 hours ago

 

michaelianblack Michael Ian Black

Neither of us is watching in-flight movie "Country Strong." #livetweetingsleepingasianguynexttomeonAAflight19fromJFKtoLAX

10 hours ago

 

michaelianblack Michael Ian Black

Many people are asking: no drool, no boner. (Either of us) #livetweetingsleepingasianguynexttomeonAAflight19fromJFKtoLAX

10 hours ago

 

michaelianblack Michael Ian Black

IMPORTANT UPDATE: HE WOKE UP!!! NOW WATCHING "COUNTRY STRONG!!!" #livetweetingsleepingasianguynexttomeonAAflight19fromJFKtoLAX

10 hours ago

 

michaelianblack Michael Ian Black

Water. No ice. #livetweetingformerlysleepingasianguydrinkchoiceonAAflightfromJFKtoLAX

9 hours ago

 

michaelianblack Michael Ian Black

Water finished. Cup on tray. Rubbing eyes. More sleep? #livetweetingasianguynexttomeonAAflight19JFKtoLAX

9 hours ago

 

michaelianblack Michael Ian Black

IMPORTANT UPDATE!!! HE WENT TO THE BATHROOM!!! TOOK CUP!!! #livetweetingasianguynexttomeonAAflight19JFKtoLAX

9 hours ago

 

michaelianblack Michael Ian Black

JUST ROOTED AROUND OVERHEAD BIN FOR LAPTOP #livetweetingasianguynexttomeonAAflight19fromJFKtoLAX

9 hours ago

 

michaelianblack Michael Ian Black

He's erasing a lot of email. WHY? #livetweetingasianguynexttomeonAAflight19JFKtoLAX

9 hours ago

 

michaelianblack Michael Ian Black

He's scrolling through fonts. WILL KEEP YOU UPDATED! #livetweetingasianguynexttomeonAAflight19JFKtoLAX

9 hours ago

 

michaelianblack Michael Ian Black

Now working on "business documents." #livetweetingasianguynexttomeonAAflight19JFKtoLAX

9 hours ago

 

michaelianblack Michael Ian Black

EVERYTHING IS WRITTEN IN CHINESE!!! (I think) #livetweetingasianguynexttomeonAAflight19JFKtoLAX

9 hours ago

 

michaelianblack Michael Ian Black

BTW, just googled "Swingers Groups Connecticut" on my flight and @AmericanAirlines blocked me. Total bullshit.

9 hours ago

 

michaelianblack Michael Ian Black

Just highlighted text and deleted. HIGHLIGHT COLOR WAS PURPLE!!! #livetweetingasianguynexttomeAAflightJFKtoLAX

9 hours ago

 

michaelianblack Michael Ian Black

A different Asian man just handed him a bag of peas. WTF! #livetweetingasianguynexttomeAAflight19JFKtoLAX

8 hours ago

 

michaelianblack Michael Ian Black

Correction: TWO small snack-sized bags of peas. He ate one. Saved the other. #livetweetingasianguynexttomeAAflight19JFKtoLAX

8 hours ago

 

michaelianblack Michael Ian Black

DEVOURING peas. #livetweetingasianguynexttomeAAflight19JFKtoLAX

8 hours ago

 

michaelianblack Michael Ian Black

Now eating small piece of fruit (PEAR?!?) #livetweetingasianguynexttomeAAflight19JFKtoLAX

8 hours ago

 

michaelianblack Michael Ian Black

"Country Strong" finale. Gwyneth KILLING it. He doesn't even give a shit. #livetweetingasianguynexttomeAAflight19JFKtoLAX

8 hours ago

 

michaelianblack Michael Ian Black

Now watching Esurance commercial featuring Asian man. #livetweetingasianguynexttomeonAAflight19JFKtoLAX

6 hours ago

 

michaelianblack Michael Ian Black

Second bag of peas... EATEN! #livetweetingasianguynexttomeAAflight19JFKtoLAX

6 hours ago

 

 I wonder if this Asian man will ever know how thoroughly entertaining he really is? 

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Bristol Palin Gets Plastic Surgery

Bristol Palin has obviously had some work done!

She has likely received a chin implant. She looks puffy, which is either because of the recent implant, or could mean that the increase in the size of her chin is the result of an injectable filler. Her lower lip appears to have also been injected. It is hard to say for sure, but her eyebrows appear to have been lifted slightly, giving them a greater arch.

The chin looks overdone. It kind of makes her look like a cartoon character...or Snooki...
But overall, I'd say that its an improvement.

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